Season - Episode
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3 - 1The Bounty Begins Jan 08, 2013 -
3 - 2A Date With Lady Justice Jan 08, 2013 -
3 - 3Schmo in the Wild Jan 15, 2013 -
3 - 4Say Hey to Ray Ray Jan 22, 2013 -
3 - 5Bring Your Convict to Work Day Jan 29, 2013 -
3 - 6An Actor Among Us! Feb 05, 2013 -
3 - 7Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? Feb 12, 2013 -
3 - 8Fear No Evil Feb 19, 2013 -
3 - 9The Rise of the Lamas Feb 26, 2013 -
3 - 10The Reveal Mar 05, 2013
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2 - 1On With the Schmo Jun 15, 2004 -
2 - 2A Bottle of Red, a Bottle of White Jun 22, 2004 -
2 - 3The Crisis Jun 28, 2004 -
2 - 4Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Jul 05, 2004 -
2 - 5Porked and Beans Jul 12, 2004 -
2 - 6Requiem for a Frog Jul 19, 2004 -
2 - 7Cruiser Jul 26, 2004 -
2 - 8T.J. Needs T.P. Aug 02, 2004 -
2 - 9Finale Aug 10, 2004
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0 - 1The Joe Schmo Show: The Aftermath Oct 28, 2003
Overview
The suitors are told to choose who they believe among them is least compatible with Austin and with Piper. Gerald is chosen least compatible with Piper and Eleanor is chosen least compatible with Austin. That means they each get some alone time with the respective bachelor and bachelorette - that is, until "tragedy" strikes. A Falcon Twist is interrupted for the "news" that Ingrid's grandfather died. As such, weepy Eleanor loses her alone-time to Ingrid. The suitors all take part in a game called Love is a Battlefield in which they must perform better than models at outrageous tasks for trips. Tim gets the dirty-talk of his life from Cammy, but it isn't enough to beat the apparently X-Rated performance of the models. Piper's supposed parents return, except now they're playing the roles of Austin's parents. The girls are given tasks to perform and all complete them except Cammy. Her Porked and Beans soft-core video is played, but Austin tosses Ingrid, saying that she had lied to him about her grandfather.




